Once, I insulted my father in law in a seemingly lasting way by thoughtlessly paying for the food at a place where I was the guy operating the touch screen ordering pad for everyone.
sounds familiar. the exchanges in my family got more and more theatrical as time went on, like a Midwestern interpretation of a potlatch ceremony. apparently it's a Big Deal for some people.
*take my money GIF*
SIR. i warned you.
Once, I insulted my father in law in a seemingly lasting way by thoughtlessly paying for the food at a place where I was the guy operating the touch screen ordering pad for everyone.
sounds familiar. the exchanges in my family got more and more theatrical as time went on, like a Midwestern interpretation of a potlatch ceremony. apparently it's a Big Deal for some people.
i swear to god i'm going to drive to new york state and slip a $50 bill and a threatening poppet in your mailbox
you will rue the day.